You left your keys in the bowl by the door, there is a sandwich in the fridge for your lunch

I am behind on everything in my life.
Last-week due-date essays. My teachers were nice enough to give me extensions. Even with their generosity, I still won't complete the papers.
I have yet to open a bank account in this newest town. I am leeching off of my parents, like I always have. They're too pious to let on that they know I'm taking from them. But they know.
I meant to talk to someone new today. I guess I must've forgot. I meant to live anything at all. I meant to have my heart broken, or fall in love, or be a dastard or a duke, today.
I guess I must've forgot to wrestle myself to sleep before one in the morning.
I must've forgot to wake up today.
I must've forgot where I was planning on going, or I got lost along the way.
Maybe if I go nowhere at all, I'll finally remember where I set off to be in the first place.